about me


>>> i like to call myself <<<

mara

>>> my fics like to call me <<<

elizabeth huisman (i gave myself a pen name because of some certain people... long story).

>>> my emmy goes to <<<

The West Wing

>>> my grammy goes to <<<

madonna

>>> my oscar goes to <<<

1/2 to Pearl Harbor and 1/2 to The Fast and the Furious

>>> the best book(s) in the world must be <<<

The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings (Fellowship of the Ring, Two Towers, Return of the King)

>>> i'll bust you like a pinata if you <<<

take away The West Wing, my CD player, CD's, and my computer

>>> looks like i'm most like <<<

If I was a work of art, I would be Salvador Dali's Persistence of Memory.

I am a surreal landscape composed of several disjointed and bizarre components. I like to keep an eye on the time, although the very concept is fluid for me. People are never sure what they are seeing when they look at me.



If I was a James Bond villain, I would be Oddjob.

I enjoy bowler hats, golf caddying, and killing people in hand-to-hand combat.